Million Dollar Christmas!

I finally feel like Christmas has arrived..I froze my ass off today as I worked outside and I`m seeing a lot more Christmas lights now then I did a week ago...So I thought I`d come up with a list of items that I would have under my tree...(If I had a Million dollars of course)Damn right I want a Muthaf**kin Marshmallow Gun...Don`t piss me off or else you`ll feel pain like you`ve never felt pain before!!!The Bugatti Type 41 Royale Kellner Coach is worth about $10 Million dollars...I`ll take two then!!...:-) Can you imagine? Driving around your neighbourhood in this?...Hey Ladies!Live in a bad neighbourhood??..Then why not get Sony`s Ers-7 ($5,000 dollar) watch dog to look after your place (video and photo recording)...also speaks 1,000 words and has voice recognition to learn 100 commands... Its my dream to own a Fender Rhodes one day...Still looking for one in good condition. (that plays)...BTW...If anyone out there knows someone that is selling one?...Let me know! I think a Meh shirt would suit me...No? (1952 Topps Mickey Mantle, approx value mint= $18,000) Apparently the most sought out baseball card out there...I would put this in a vault and have the Robot Dog guard the outside On LP...Not the CD people!...Its been out of print for awhile now and has been a bitch to find! K that was fun...Moving on...I found myself listening to alot of Depeche Mode in the truck today...I have a new theory now that the Junior Boys may be the new Depeche Mode (I herd a lot of similarities)...Am I the only one who thinks of this shit?....I`m out..Peace...CN Depeche Mode - New Life Depeche Mode - Everything Counts Depeche Mode - Enjoy The Silence Depeche Mode - People Are People Depeche Mode - Master & Servant